If you’re not part of our Facebook group, then you will have missed the trailer for “Eliminators” that got posted on the wall this week.

From the trailer itself comes the following line…

We got robots, we got cavemen, we got kung-fu.

Says it all really.

Just look at the poster:

Mandroid. Mercenary. Scientist. Ninja. Each one a specialist.

What the hell is the Mandroid a specialist in?! Being half man, half tank?

Words cannot describe how happy this movie’s existence makes me. The lead role, Mandroid, is played by Patrick Reynolds. Who, besides this movie, counts his career high as being one of the Hare Krishnas in seminal spoof “Airplane!“. Yes, he was almost a glorified extra and got the lead in a movie. This movie stinks.

Just watch! Let me know what you think by commenting.

Tags: 80s, Bad Movie, Eliminators, Mandroid, Patrick Reynolds, Peter Manoogian, Sci-Fi

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