Comments on: Bad Movie Review: Troll 2 (1990) http://badmovieblog.com/2009/08/bad-movie-review-troll-2-1990/ Bad Cult, Horror and B-Movies Fri, 26 Mar 2010 04:24:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: 7tavernadmin http://badmovieblog.com/2009/08/bad-movie-review-troll-2-1990/comment-page-1/#comment-356 7tavernadmin Fri, 26 Mar 2010 04:24:39 +0000 http://badmovieblog.com/?p=464#comment-356 Hi, We've browsed through your reviews and thought that they are really original and interesting! We would like to invite you to publish your reviews on 7tavern.com, which provides an alternative platform for promising movie reviewers to showcase their talents. In addition, you'll find a growing community of bloggers who share the same passion for excellent movies! Based on the merit of your reviews, we intend to offer you exclusive publishing privileges on our website! Cheers, 7tavern Team admin@7tavern.com Hi,

We’ve browsed through your reviews and thought that they are really original and interesting! We would like to invite you to publish your reviews on 7tavern.com, which provides an alternative platform for promising movie reviewers to showcase their talents. In addition, you’ll find a growing community of bloggers who share the same passion for excellent movies! Based on the merit of your reviews, we intend to offer you exclusive publishing privileges on our website!

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]]> By: Leigh http://badmovieblog.com/2009/08/bad-movie-review-troll-2-1990/comment-page-1/#comment-347 Leigh Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:51:34 +0000 http://badmovieblog.com/?p=464#comment-347 Hi Jamie, I'm pleased to see that life as a civil servant has filled your heart with nothing but love. All the best, Leigh Hi Jamie,

I’m pleased to see that life as a civil servant has filled your heart with nothing but love.

All the best,

Leigh

]]> By: Jim B http://badmovieblog.com/2009/08/bad-movie-review-troll-2-1990/comment-page-1/#comment-345 Jim B Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:58:29 +0000 http://badmovieblog.com/?p=464#comment-345 ***“Troll 2” has earned its reputation and cult following because if movies that were so bad they’re good were an island, “Troll 2” would be situated at the point furthest from any coast. To give you an idea of how enjoyable I found “Troll 2” to be, the island of movies that are so bad they’re good in this metaphor is a vast continent. The inhabitants of “Troll 2” have no knowledge of the vast oceans of averageness surrounding them. They don’t even have a word for “boat” – that’s how thoroughly enjoyable this movie is.*** The above is one of the worst paragraphs I have ever read. Awful, awful rubbish. Why use the metaphor? Was it not obvious two sentences in that it wasn't working? Crap. Oh, sorry, are you writing ironically bad movie reviews in order to emphasise your point about 'ironically bad' movies? No. You're just a terrible writer. I was pointed to this website through a Twitter 'friend'. I have since deleted him. ***“Troll 2” has earned its reputation and cult following because if movies that were so bad they’re good were an island, “Troll 2” would be situated at the point furthest from any coast. To give you an idea of how enjoyable I found “Troll 2” to be, the island of movies that are so bad they’re good in this metaphor is a vast continent. The inhabitants of “Troll 2” have no knowledge of the vast oceans of averageness surrounding them. They don’t even have a word for “boat” – that’s how thoroughly enjoyable this movie is.***

The above is one of the worst paragraphs I have ever read. Awful, awful rubbish. Why use the metaphor? Was it not obvious two sentences in that it wasn’t working? Crap.

Oh, sorry, are you writing ironically bad movie reviews in order to emphasise your point about ‘ironically bad’ movies? No. You’re just a terrible writer.

I was pointed to this website through a Twitter ‘friend’. I have since deleted him.

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