DVDs I want
Amputee Kung Fu
From the file marked “WTF?!” this week comes this fight scene. I don’t even know which movie it’s from. I have no idea where this clip is from. Maybe part of its charm is the fact that we don’t know anything about it. It looks like an early 90s movie from Hong Kong. Beyond that, I... »
Kung Fu vs Yoga
When an irresistable martial art meets an immovable form of meditation, only one can win – KUNG FU VERSUS YOGA. The clip you’re about to see is from a martial arts movie from the 70s called “Kung Fu vs Yoga“. Some of the action is absolutely mind-boggling in its complexity and contortionism. Do you get squeamish... »
“Undefeatable”
Hong Kong has churned out an unbelievable amount of martial arts movies since the 1970s. Thankfully, Honk Kong has made an unbelievable amount of bad martial arts movies since the 1970s. This clip is from the unbelievably bad “Undefeatable“. A trashy, disposable 1990s martial arts flick from veteran Kung Fu B-Movie director Godfrey Ho. If... »
B-Movies in the Mainstream
Imagine my shock to find a copy of The Guardian in my house opened to a page with a massive picture of a shark attacking the Golden Gate Bridge. It could only be “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus” . But in The Guardian?! It’s a great article about The Asylum and features producer David Rimawi... »
Garbage Day!
More from the file of “WTF?!” as we look at the infamous “Garbage Day!” clip from “Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2” . Not since seeing “Troll 2″’s “Oh My GOOOOOD!” have I had such a huge feeling of “WTF” from watching a movie. Prepare yourself for the most bizarre murder to ever be committed to... »
Oh my Goooood!
“Troll 2” has a reputation as being one of the worst films ever made. It was only made in 1990, so it can’t be that bad can it? Funnily enough, “Troll 2″ is the sequel to cult horror movie “Troll”. Except it isn’t. It has nothing to do with the original. While the first film... »
Eliminators
If you’re not part of our Facebook group, then you will have missed the trailer for “Eliminators” that got posted on the wall this week. From the trailer itself comes the following line… We got robots, we got cavemen, we got kung-fu. Says it all really. Just look at the poster: Mandroid. Mercenary. Scientist. Ninja. Each one a... »
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
What happens when you make a film based on a YouTube hit? You get the latest straight-to-DVD movie from The Asylum – “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus”! The Asylum is a movie studio that has made its name by making cheap versions of current movies and releasing them before the famous versions. They churn out... »
The Calamari Wrestler
Who said Japanese movies were weird?! Imagine if “Rocky” wasn’t set in Philadelphia. Imagine it was set in Japan. And imagine that instead of having a slurring idiot as the lead, imagine it was a seven foot tall squid. Imagine no more, for “The Calamari Wrestler” is here. I’m a huge fan of pro wrestling as much... »
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